You have been saying the same things and asking many of the same questions for how long now? Yelling about "MOTOCROSS TE ETC ETC ETC." - easy now...
"JUST WATCH..MAYBE SOMEBODY AT CORPORATE IS LISTENING TO ME?" Why would they? You are coming off as a bit of a nut. The "CORPORATE" can't be blamed if a customer bought the wrong bike because they have very little riding experience and didn't do the research to find out what is the best bike for their needs because they didn't know what the needs were. come on man...
If they were they might be rolling on the floor

Did I just say that?

You have stated you are going to ride a TR to see how you like it. A good idea IMO so do that already.
Buying the right bike is part of the thrill of the chase. It has been mentioned to you numerous times there will never be the perfect bike. It sounds like you need at least two. I have 10 running MCs (4 Huskys) and still lust for a TR
If you use the search function on this great site, you will be able to expand your knowledge base, answer many of your own questions and maybe not yell so much too.

Good luck!