We got to the top of Osa Meadow and headed east on Black Rock Trail, one of the most fun trails on the Plateau; good flow, some elevation changes, long without a lot of interruptions, just enough rocks to make things fun, and lots of flowers...
(WoodsChick, faster than a speeding shutter)
Tim gets a flat...a harbinger of things to come...in retrospect we call this Flat #1...
Tim, being the hardcore enduro rider that he is, gets the flat fixed in no time and we're back on the trail...
If you don't like rocks, you ain't gonna like Kennedy Meadows...
We had arranged to meet Theresa at Monache Meadows. She was driving the big truck and bringing lunch, drinks and gas. The only way to get to Monache is on the Monache Jeep Trail. Much like the time we sent Tim and Theresa over Sonora Pass with their truck and 30-some-odd foot trailer, we had kind of forgotten about the gnarly bits. We caught up to her right after The Steps, and I was afraid to look her in the eye. She wasn't having alot of fun, even though she was driving like a champion (as usual) and I thought for sure she was going to be pissed off at us. I wouldn't have blamed her, quite frankly. I took a chance and stopped in front of her to get a photo, then scrambled to get going before she could take advantage of the opportunity to run me over...
The river was sublime...
I think Tim agrees with that sentiment...
Time to go...
Uh...maybe not...
It was Eric's turn to have a flat. This would become known as Flat #2...
He fixed the flat but it wouldn't hold air. Turns out he pinched the tube (something he hasn't done in many years) so he took it out and patched Flat #3. It was holding air and everything was hunkydory. Tim had gone down the trail to catch Theresa and make sure she made it up the Steps and the gnarly bits. I held the bike up as it was a tad precarious on the stack of rocks we had it on. As Eric was sliding the axle into place we hear a
pssssss...The patch had failed, prompting Flat #4. This was the last straw (so we thought) for Eric. My patient and kind and mellow husband of 19 years...some say he has the patience of a saint (hence the 19 years)... ripped the axle out and chucked the whole front wheel into the forest like some irate `roid-raging East German discus thrower as he called it a "c*&ksucking asshole!" at the top of his lungs. It was a Gold Medal Olympic toss, too. Now, normally this would be cause for alarm, but the only thing I had on my mind was not letting him see me laughing so hard I was crying. In fact, I've laughed my butt off every time I've thought of it since...I'm laughing pretty good now, as a matter of fact

The thought of Eric, of all people, calling an inanimate object an asshole just cracks me up to no end. Now, of course, everything that doesn't operate as it should in our house is immediately called a ...well, you know
After gathering up the wheel and locating the far-flung spacers, Eric fixed Flat #4 while I, joyfully yet quietly, told Tim what had just happened. We were finally on our way after what seemed like an eternity. Eric in front, Tim following close behind, me bringing up the rear, we were on a mission to get back before dark. We'd wasted a lot of time with the flats and we had a long way to go.
Unfortunately, we only made it 1 mile before Flat #5 occurred. Eric's final patch job had failed. He barely slowed down, determined to get back to camp before dark, whether he had a flat or not. He was riding angry, you might say. A few miles down the trail Tim pulls over and waves me by. I stop to ask if everything is OK. Yep, nothing wrong here! Nothing to see folks, move along, it's just Flat #6 on the front of Tim's GasGas

I was finally able to stay on Eric's rear fender for the first time since I taught him how to ride in the dirt over 22 years ago...woo-hoo!!...and I had a great time bombing almost non-stop on the way back. It's always fun riding back to camp with a sense of urgency, it just adds to the fun...
We made it back before dark, and Theresa (being the A#1 Best MotoMom and MotoWife ever) treated us to a scrumptious dinner by the campfire. We'd had a great day despite the flats, and sitting by the campfire eating dinner with good friends was the perfect end to a pretty darned good day of riding.
2-up bike camping at Monache is on the menu for the next day!