Kellys ongoing goofy thread...

An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Red Lodge, Montana for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.

The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he’s finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he’d had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed the little ball.

The barber replied, “Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does”...

THE PERFECT HUSBAND...!!

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Hi, Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I'm at The Shops now and found this fabulous leather coat. It's on sale at only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. There's one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but at that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found out that house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it."

MAN: "Okay, go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."

WOMAN: "THANK YOU, honey.... I'll see you later! I love you SO much!"

MAN: "Bye! Love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment.......mouths wide open.

The man turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

Hi.

Thanks. Just working, raising kids and riding my ass off. All good here.

Hope everyone had a good Christmas.

Yes, still riding the TE250i, I freaking LOVE that bike. So good stock and amazing modified.

Have not heard from Tinken in a while. I'll ping him.