Kellys ongoing goofy thread...

I'm not sure I'd want that thing at jaw-level mounted in front of me... with only a windshield to stop it if some idiot (the screaming lady??) rear-ends me.

another point: that lady is flat-out wrong: it looks more like a MG42, M60, or even a Browning 50cal. Never would've noticed though, until someone stupid pointed it out.

we used to call 'em Hy-Jacks or Farm Jacks. Do they have a new name now (I mean, besides "assault weapon")?

Kanga jack or high lift jack in Oz! I was thinkin M60 haha wats she pump out in rounds per minute n muzzle velocity?

Mussel velocity is low but packs a massive hit that can move a tank.

Umm think that may appeal to the female buyer more ..

I know my wife knows that's the exact truth too! See ya she actually says I'm way more tolerable when I'm riding frequently. Apparently I'm not as temperamental. Wonder why.......

Mine couldn't hang, so now I use her closet for spare parts and park a bike on her side of the bed

if you can't raceit or fuckit don't haveit

Saw this guy on the way to a race yesterday

Sounds like a keeper

If he breaks down, he'll have to call the Toe Truck.

Now he is an advertising genius!

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PzPfzLeDa0

that^ was always goin to end well!

He better count his lucky stars. Generally when people get sucked into a lathe it doesn't end so well. At guy at the shop I work at got his ponytail sucked into the spindle and it damn near scalped him.

Darwin award. Smart deer don't get hit by cars and all that.

As Einstein said " only two things are infinite. The universe and human stupidity"