Garmin says 42 miles. 9800' scaled. steep canyons. super fun. half fast climbs with monster clanker air-outs, half slow 'n tight, lotsa gravity racing. brought my flip phone, i think a go-pro would get ripped off unless it was on the back of yer lid, the tight stuff it eats goggle straps (no safety glasses please). so sorry, no 1080p hi def movies blah blah blah, old school, look close like fer stuff. getting close to the entrance...stupid cameras. this shts steep. cloooser......see the wee line n' the hole? da bunny lives in there!!! zoink! i just fit....get off the left side of your bike? have a nice fall! even though it's spring. lanky doug, the giant joe, blake, et. al. ? prepare to DUCK. a lot! buwahahahaha! cont....
ok...here's where it gets interesting...im plonking along on the Porkinator hang a left and BAM! my left foot hits a HUGE stone, it sends my boot into the frame/wheel, whatever, and....i go off the side, and down, and down and down....Porky's up there on the cut, front wheel in the air (trees rule thank you), back wheel spining going dadingdingdingding...i scramble up kill it shut off the gas and survey. a giant rock was sticking out of the cut. i caught my boot toe on it and uprooted it. my foot went numb for a few mins, but, nothing busted, yay! roll rock over the side and listen to it go to china, i think a bear screamed i dunnow, pick up the bike, move on. BACON DOWN! check that monster rock i dislodged with my FOOT. stone USED to live here. my squared off boot evicted it.... it's easily 200+#. my bike is 200#, i lifted it back on the trail..... this thing? nope. but, i kicked it out of it's hole! buwahahahaha! ok- back on with the rabbit hole ride...there was some more drama, a nice giant harpooning of my left forearm, this trial finds the chinks in yer armor.... rabbit's lair...it goes in 100y or so, hooks a hard right, then up n out...and it gets narrow. do NOT go off. im holding the phone out to the left...touching the cut. cont...
lair II... cant get it all in with this stupid phone...its a neat grotto with a full canopy. meditation kinda stuff. dig it. my rt foot is in air...no dirt under it. left foot is down...dont loose yer balance! so that's it...some highlights of my ride....the other side is steep and rocky and steep and rocky and fast and rocky and steep. nothing real remarkable, just fun and a great workout. i saw 15 quail, two mule deer, came home with two ticks and 14 of them green inch worms all up in my shorts. most of you old school so cal boys know this ride. give a shout if ya wana team up fer some jersey shreddin. time to ice my ankle/toes. angry midget says: I BITE FACES!
Yeah....well, big rocks usually attack if they can when they are kicked! I've noticed that trees get pretty mad too, if you provoke them.
i know, right? rare as rain here.... but dont get used to it! it's my last one and where's the stilt's in this group??? im calling them giant inseams out! rabbit hole awaits!!!
