krieg
Husqvarna
Pro Class
Posted this on my Facebook page. Thought some of you (that share my twisted sense of humor) might enjoy...
My Dearest Mother Nature:
I see from my latest visit to the Weather Channel website that you have intentions of destroying our second vacation in 2011. This time you'll be unleashing your rainy, cold, windy wrath on Central PA this weekend.... It wasn't enough for you to ruin our long weekend in Myrtle Beach last month, was it?
Well guess what BEEOTCH!?!?, I'm ready for you this time! I packed all my cold weather and rain gear and I'll be riding the mountain no matter what your fat, ugly ass can throw at me! Do your worst!
You might end up killing me on the mountain, but you know what? As you gaze down from "Mother Nature Central" to watch the buzzards pick the flesh from my dead carcass, don't forget to look at the big old grin on my face... And pay extra special attention to both my middle fingers... because they will be pointing directly between your eyes!
Respectfully submitted,
My Dearest Mother Nature:
I see from my latest visit to the Weather Channel website that you have intentions of destroying our second vacation in 2011. This time you'll be unleashing your rainy, cold, windy wrath on Central PA this weekend.... It wasn't enough for you to ruin our long weekend in Myrtle Beach last month, was it?
Well guess what BEEOTCH!?!?, I'm ready for you this time! I packed all my cold weather and rain gear and I'll be riding the mountain no matter what your fat, ugly ass can throw at me! Do your worst!
You might end up killing me on the mountain, but you know what? As you gaze down from "Mother Nature Central" to watch the buzzards pick the flesh from my dead carcass, don't forget to look at the big old grin on my face... And pay extra special attention to both my middle fingers... because they will be pointing directly between your eyes!
Respectfully submitted,